duale Vs uhuru

When he toured the UK, Uhuru asked the
Queen of England, ‘her excellency, how do you
manage to run such an effective and efficient
government?”Simple’, the Queen replied, ‘just
surround yourself with intelligent people’.’How
do I know the people around me are
intelligent? ‘, Uhuru asked.’ just ask them
intelligent questions and if they answer
correctly, then you know they are intelligent’.
The Queen then called Gordon Brown and
asked him … ‘Gordon, your parentshave a
child, the child is neither your sister nor your
brother, who is the child?. “The child is me,
Gordon replied.’ You see, The Queen told
Uhuru, that is how Iknow my people are
intelligent.On return, Uhuru called Duale and
asked him,’Bwana Duale, your parents have a
child, the child is neither your sister nor your
brother,who is the child?’. After serious
thinking and scratching his head, Duale is
unable to get the answer, he tells the President
to give him sometime to think. He goes around
asking all his Jubilee friends but he is unable
to get theanswer. At the parliamentary urinals,
he meets Ababu and asks him, ‘bwana Ababu,
your parents have a child, the child is neither
your sister nor your brother, who is the
child?,”simple,Ababu replies, the child is
me’.Amused with himself, Duale walks to the
President and says, ‘I now know the answer,the
child is Ababu Namwamba’. ‘You fool,Uhuru
replies, the child is not Ababu Namwamba, the
child is Gordon Brown

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